That Leper had it coming.

Die Lepralijder had het die komt.

Translated back = That leper had it that comes.

May I please have my pinata back?

私は私のピニャータの背部を有してもよいか。

Translated back = I may possess the back section of my [piniyata]?

I ruined everyone's evening.

Ich ruinierte everyone' s-Abend.

Translated back = I ruined everyone' S-evening.

Where is the summer league taking place? I love mediocrity.

Où la ligue d'été a lieu ? J'aime la médiocrité.

Translated back = Where the league d' does summer take place? J' like the mediocrity.

I had my passport, but it turns out they don't like superstars.

Ik had mijn paspoort, maar het blijkt zij don' t zoals supersters.

Translated back = I had my passport, but it proves to be they don' t such as super-delicate.

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Babelfish liefert freie on-line-Text- und Webseitensprachübersetzungshilfsmittel!

Translated back = Babelfish supplies free on-line text and web page language translation aids!

*this one had to be close!*

You need to go and see the lady with the salt lick.

Вам нужно пойти увидеть, что повелительница с солью вылизала.

Translated back = You should go to see, that lady [s] I will pour off it licked.