I had my passport, but it turns out they don't like superstars.

Ik had mijn paspoort, maar het blijkt zij don' t zoals supersters.

Translated back = I had my passport, but it proves to be they don' t such as super-delicate.

Babel Fish provides free online text and web page language translation tools!

Babelfish liefert freie on-line-Text- und Webseitensprachübersetzungshilfsmittel!

Translated back = Babelfish supplies free on-line text and web page language translation aids!

*this one had to be close!*

You need to go and see the lady with the salt lick.

Вам нужно пойти увидеть, что повелительница с солью вылизала.

Translated back = You should go to see, that lady [s] I will pour off it licked.

Go down the street and ask the fish for directions.

거리 내려가고 방향을 물고기를 요구하십시오.

Translated back = Distance descending direction demand the fish.

The gentleman across the street has seemingly lost his marbles.

Il signore attraverso la via apparentemente ha perso i suoi marmi.

Translated back = The gentleman through the way apparently has lost its marbles.

Friday Friday Friday Friday woot there it is!!!

Freitag Freitag Freitag Freitag woot dort ist es!!!

Translated back = Friday Friday Friday Friday is it woot there!!!

June 4th and still no jogging.

4 juin et toujours aucun pulser.

Translated back = June 4 and always no to pulsate.